La Belle Vie

“Hi, it’s Cesar. [Laughs] Just kidding. Um, don’t be mad it him. You know, I’m a…I’m a mother lion, and you can’t defeat a mother lion when you threaten her cubs. You might think it’s the same thing for a papa lion, but it’s not. It’s not the same thing, at all. …Esteban, I want to thank you for our beautiful boy. But um, I have to disappear now. I will always speak well of you, and I’ll always tell him how much I loved his father, and how so, so fond of you I once was. [Sniffles] You’re gonna miss Stevie and I’m so sorry for that but he needs me alive more than he needs me dead. Shocker, I know. Again, it hurt you, I know, and I’m sorry, but I’m the mom. And he needs me more, so. Oh, um, Cesar’s alive, by the way, if that was unclear. So, good luck with your crime and stuff. Okay…bye.”

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Bong rips and molly drips.

Something’s not right.

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The truth always feels like a lie.

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Kiss Kiss

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